Wednesday, 14 September 2011

I spend most of Sunday, Monday and Tuesday training. And for those of you who don't know what I mean. Yes, I do have a job, despite pretending that I don't. I work four hours a week as a Cocktail Master. And basically this training involves a government crash course in brainwashing employees. By Tuesday I have consumed about 56 Units of Alcohol and Brainwashed twenty one members of staff into thinking that Vodka is actually water.

On Wednesday I hear on the grape vine that 'the Hub' has been hacked into. And so to arouse/dissipate any suspicion I zero fill my laptop. On which I find a copy of ABristolNovella and several Unpublished books.

I haven't eaten for four days. And on Wednesday £1600 is transferred into one of my live accounts to cover some costs, or something.