It's the thirty first of January and I receive this message:
you look hot and was hoping we could meet mr or just hang out sometime.. I am an easy going guy and very open minded... so not sure what you after but am willing to make it worth your while mr?? hows a few £££ sound?.. plz get back to me
And I am thinking two things. Why does this man say Mr all the time, its quite annoying, and £££ sounds very much like someone pressing a combination of keys on a keyboard. Never the less I reply and I say the following:
I wait, quietly confident that this man will understand that I am obviously jesting.
But then, on the first of February I get this message:
£300 for me to suck u off?
This annoys me somewhat. I'm now asking the following questions.
- why would you want to pay to suck someone off?
- more to the point what about me on this profile suggest that I am willing to accept payment?
- should I say yes and pocket £300, which would pay for my trip to Barcelona?